costs you less
and is valued more than
in a Russian Sauna
"A Car as Collateral"
businessman walks into a Swiss bank in Geneva and asks
for a $100 loan. He offers his luxury Mercedes car as
collateral. The collateral is too good, and the bank
manager approves the loan.
later, the Russian comes back. He repays the loan and
the 10% interest and is ready to collect his car.
Finally, the puzzled bank manager dares to ask him:
"Excuse me, sir, could you tell me: did you really need
that $100 so badly? In order to get the money, you left
your luxury car with us for a whole year!"
replied, "That's simple – just
think outside the box: where else in Geneva can I
find such a great parking place for just $10 a year?"
Doctors are powerless if a patient
wants to live.
Condoms are white
because a white dress make you
If you don't pay attention to
they'll take offence and leave.