been smart enough to have lived my
Optimism is lack of information.
play in a bad movie is like spitting into eternity.
watching this film for the fourth time and have to tell
you today the actors are as good as never before.
Success is the only unforgivable sin against your
someone has hurt you, give him a chocolate. If he has
hurt you again, give him another chocolate... An so on
until this bastard gets sick with diabetes.
Condoms are white because a white dress make you look
created women beautiful – so that men can love them –
and stupid – so that they can
are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of
a woman that would lose her head only because a man has
fairytale is when you
marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess.
Reality is vice versa.
man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never
knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her
birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her
can replace everything. So, before starting a family,
one should think what's more important: family or
you get married, you'll understand what
happiness is. But then it will be too late.
fortune is in the fact that I
don't need it.
always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed
of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the
Doctors are powerless if a patient wants to live.
healthy if every new day it hurts in a new place.
cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget about it.
Spelling mistakes in a letter are like bugs on a white
age is when you are not bothered with bad
dreams, but with bad reality.